Tuesday, March 01, 2011

What I aspire to in life

As Charlie Sheen implodes (personally and professionally) before our very eyes, I'd like to take a moment to share with you what is my life's dream:

As for Sheen's reported hopes to buy a house and move in a bunch of porn stars, he said, "It was a temporary plan and it fell apart."

That is awesome.

I just stopped by to drop a quick note: today I'm going to be travelling on business and I will probably miss Idol, so there will be no live blog. Sorry, but my expense account calls.

Just a couple other tidbits:
  • I thought we were done with the gender equity thing.

  • It looks like they're cutting 12 people on Thursday.

  • Despite all the sympathetic face time, Jacee really didn't deserve to move on.

  • Daniel Larusso is going to be on Dancing With the Stars along with Lieutenant Saavik 1.0, Hines Ward, Master P's kid, and Hugh's other breat-implanted Girl Next Door. Was Ally Sheedy not available?

  • I hear there's a position coming open for miltiary dictator of an oil-rich north African nation opening up. I wonder if they could use a High Lord.

  • If Congress can't pass a budget (or at least another continuing resolution), I'm going to be stuck out of town with nothing to do but play LOTRO with no wife-aggro. I only hope they don't send us home.
That's it for me today. If I can, I'll blog the show tonight. If not, I'll catch ya'll tomorrow.

High Lord. Out.

2 comments:

BeckEye said...

Yeah, I noticed that too, how they claimed before the season that there would be none of that "12 girls, 12 guys" business, but look what happened. Gender equality took Caleb Hawley away from me.

Anonymous said...

First of all...Charlie Sheen is a hoot..he is so much like his tv character it's kinda funny...and tonight on Idol, contestants were either really good or they sucked.i always enjoy the guys more than the girls.Keep blogging, we love it.
Connie