Results, results, results . . .

I'm watching results, but not really paying attention since I'm protesting the hour long results shows. I only saw the last half of the show last night, but I really want Haley to be eliminated. Mrs. High Lord likes Thia. T/AG annoys me, too.

After last night, it's official: Pia is the hawtest finalist in the history of the show, just barely passing Kimberley Caldwell, who was followed very closely by Carrie and K-Mac. Here's someone else's list of the 10 hottest AI contestants so far.

I mute the group sing and Lee, whom I detest as the American Idol. I can't believe Crystal lost to him.

However, it makes me happy to know that Haley is in the bottom 3 so far tonight.

Scotty and Pia are both safe. I'm not sure how I feel about Scotty. I like him personally, but I just wonder if he's right for this show. Yes, he could be Carrie Underwood with a Y chromosome, but I think he needs to venture a little bit out of his comfort box, even if he stays in the country genre.

I like Naima, but she's in the bottom 3. Thia is safe, but she annoys me, too. Karen is in the bottom 3, which means our friend Beckeye picked it. Way to go, girl!

Then it's time for a random performer. The last time the BEP were on Idol, all I could do was stare at the crotch of Fergie's outfit. I wonder if tonight will be the same . . . she's in a skirt, so no. But her boobs are padded.

Why the eff aren't these shows 30 minutes long?

There's some fake drama as Naima is declared safe. It's interesting to see the body language among people facing elimination on this show. In years past, sometimes the singers hold each other for consolation or hold hands to show support for one another. This year, they're all standing separately.

Of course, it may be due to the fact that everyone detests Haley.

Karen is given the opportunity to save herself, but it doesn't go her way, and she leaves in tears. Damn, I wish the other person in the bottom 2 were going home.

High Lord. Supreme Master Weaponsmith. Out.