First results

Okay, let me start by saying how ticked off I am that Nigel reneged on his promise that the results shows would all be half an hour. So I spent the first half of the show at dinner and watching the Big Bang Theory.

I tuned in and found out that Karen is in the bottom 3 and Lauren is announced as safe. I don't know who else is safe. Plus, I really don't care. I'm only half paying attention as it is.

Ashton and Haley get called up. I really hope Haley is sent to the stools . . . and they're both in danger.

Yesssssss!!!!!!

Seacrest declares the rest safe, which is good news if you're name isn't Judd Harris.

I guess that means I tuned in at the right time.

There's some yapping and then Karen is declared safe and returned to the couches. Ashton is then put up for elimination, which means Haley is safe. Crap! Even her body language is arrogant.

Ashton sings and I'll be the judges don't use the save on her.

I think we're about five weeks away from this getting interesting. There are some good singers, but a lot of people in the middle and we're just waiting for the mid tier singers to be culled from the group.

Next week, I guess we're back to a dozen finalists.

High Lord. Enemy of Angmar. Out.